"No Mom, honest, I was just sitting here rocking in my little rocking chair that I moved to a new place over here with my back innocently to the t.v. because I like the view much better from this side of the room.""It wasn't so that I could stand on the rocking chair when you weren't looking so that I could change the channels and press all the buttons on the t.v. Be happy that at least I'm wearing my helmet."
So if you have a quiet Doodle in the house not screaming or wanting something, it means he is up to no good or pooping his pants.