Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Moral

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding."
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked "What a shame.... he makes that little boy walk."
So they then decided they'd both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who remarked "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride."
So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."
The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well 'Kiss your ass goodbye!'

Hello


Hello cute boy in a green and navy sweater, you're such a good eater.

Hello sunshine, nice to see you again.

Hello car, sorry I haven't washed you since last October.

Hello overnight field trip with Jimmy.

Hello Grammy and Papa, glad to have you home.

Hello work, it's nice to feel caught up (for the moment).

Hello February, can't believe you're here already.

Hello clean house, it was nice while it lasted.

Hello weight gain, time for you to go.

Hello new Artful Life magazine, I can't wait for a free moment to read you.

Hello Dr. Sullivan and UCSF - time again for the Doodle's check up.

Hello new IEP--we need to get you scheduled.
Posted by Picasa

A Kiss to Build a Dream On

I have so many dreams for my children.
And I'd be thankful if just two of them came true.
For them to be happy and to know that everything is going to be alright.