School = Sickness
He's a mess.
Jim was home today and accidentally scratched him in the eye.
His nose and cheeks are all red from the snot coming out of it and the constant wiping. It's gross.
So, he's home. Fever, cough and runny nose. He's hard enough when he's healthy, throw some flu symptoms in there and you can count on needing a Calgon Bath and an Ambien to seriously take you away. It's not like being sick actually slows him down much, you don't exactly get a break--it just makes him a little more cranky and hard to handle.